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Ten Things I'm Scared to Lose

In the wake of this worldwide panic, I thought it might be good to talk about what I'm scared of (besides the world ending). Naming our fears makes them less scary.


  1. Yellow crocs (again)

  2. Any book on my shelf

  3. My car before I can move to a city with stellar public transportation

  4. My right arm in a shark attack even though I know sharks are amazing creatures but there’s this one bitch that has a taste for blood and he’s out the there the one day I want to learn how to surf — that bitch

  5. My passport at the airport

  6. The manuscript of anything I’ve ever written

  7. My joie de vivre

  8. My shit while in public

  9. My shit while alone

  10. My shit in general

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